Genie: what do you wish for??
Me: I Wish I Could Turn Into Bowser So I Could Kill My Bus Driver
Genie: holy shit
imagine hisoka slowly putting a deck of playing cards in between his asscheeks one by one and doing so while making eye contact with you until he has all 52 cards in his Dark Mysterious asscrack
imagine hisoka as your husband of 20 years with a stable job providing income for you and your 6 children
imagine hisoka eating laundry detergent
Call me the hamburglar cause I’m here to jack your meat